... Dio recounts an Trade amongst Elagabalus as well as the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his doctors to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina through a surgical incision. ^Anyho